“If Trump were a black man, he would be Don King” – Sharpton.
“Only in America.” – Don King
King’s favorite aphorism, keeps getting more accurate every year, with the likes of Kyrie, Kanye, Elon, and Big Daddy Trump.
It’s 2022, and in exile, but know, on two years we will be Full MAGA, entering the most golden age we will ever see. I could be making a fortune with my many companies including my Trump Golden Assault Rifles, NFTs, 59.99 bibles or Never Surrender sneakers – all selling like wildfire. But, since I love America so much, I’m here, in the swamp, pulling the plug and draining it, on my own, for you, the people, who know, the only thing preventing the government from getting you, is me, The Leader. The Democrat thugs blew their chance at assassination, because, obviously, God is on our side, having allowed me to survive certain death.
But the time for the refinement of MALGA is now. In the land of individual success, it’s about wealth accumulation great enough to build your own world. Now, that we have become the greatest, particularly with me, The Leader, lifting America up in wealth, there is no choice. We can now only become great again by becoming less great again, and then, becoming greater again, and, again, and then we will be greater than ever.
A country where one can became very wealthy for just being famous without skills, or achievement, or, have a psychotic disorder on full display, while raking in billions and loving Hitler, is quite a country. I pledge to Make America Less Great Again, because people like myself and Kanye, have made it too easy. MAGA, for a brief period of time, will become MALGA, and, after My Purge and restructuring takes place, we will once again, of course, have the power to make America greater again, until, after continually surpassing records as the world’s greatest country in history, we will go beyond that, only competing against ourselves, we will, through our ordered chaos, make America greater again forever becoming the greatest, over and over again.
My style of unity can juxtapose Christian Nationalism and the felonious criminal class, we call, the Blacks, together, on the same ticket. Likewise, bringing in the biggest proponent of EVs and a believer in Climate Change, is no contradiction under our principles of free speech absolutistism, that I, like, along with Elon who has a bit more billions than your favorite president, but see eye to eye, just like RFK, who sees my presidency as his platform for health initiatives. Look at me, the picture of health, who has always loved American food, especially American fast food, and, replaced the FDA and EPA deep state bureaucrats with lobbyists from the oil and chemical industries, to fight electric vehicles, solar power and windmills. If you’re a MALGA Patriot, there is no contradictions. Just like when we say, “We like birds.” meaning, windmillls have got to go.
You hear it over and over, that, after success, or just being here, that America’s the greatest. I think that, too, while recognizing that it’s also the the wildest of the civilized countries. How about being both gun and free speech absolutists, where, truth is not given any thought, nor is it required, and, you can say the most false things, at the same time, there’s little restrictions on guns, and, they are now everywhere in America. Quite a mix, bold-faced lies, with plenty of weapons lying around, and that’s just for starters.
Being a millionaire is the old America. That doesn’t buy the infrastructure to live in your own world while living publicly. The updated dream of living openly, while entirely in your own world, that you bought, is the pinnacle of the high life and, is legal, more lucrative than the black market, or any crimes. But we’ve made it too easy. A major heroin dealer to the projects becomes a billionaire entertainer with Warren Buffet and Barack Obama’s phone numbers. It’s now too easy, which is good, but after ya got 100 billion, is there anywhere to go any more?
Look at my good friend, Kanye, who cut his fortune down from the billions to the hundreds of millions. The fake news tells you this is due to his Hitler fetish, but, in fact, Kanye just like me, became the greatest, so, in order to become greater he had to pare it down. And once I am elected things will be much greater for all patriots, as you would expect, after the suffering myself and my family went through for four years when the Biden Crime Family persecuted me relentlessly. And Putin went throught it as well. What a disgrace.
Is there a country, so great, that it reached the limits of its greatness, in less than 300 years, actually, more like eighty years, beginning with WWII? Over and over we hear America is the greatest country, not just in the world, but that has ever existed in this world. Either we elect a strong Leader who can make us greater now, or realize there’s no place up anymore, as the greatest, then, the only way forward is to either become less great again so that we can, again, become the greatest, or we can do that now by quickly expanding the powers of the presidency, in order to go from the greatest to greater immediately.
Smollet is soon transcended by Santos, as another functioning psychopathic liar. So far, the greatest? And, is it not quintessentially American, to be the greatest, whether a liar, a serial killer, politician or an athlete?
To make the greatest country, any greater, let’s face it, is impossible. My presidency, the greatest in American history, simply got too great. So any more greatness would require, a person so despicable, that he could deal with a despicable world, that is always taking advantage of American greatness, like hungry, grunting fat pigs gorging on free and unlimited food. We could start with the takeover of Canada. It has so many natural resources that would lower our inflation while creating new jobs. But in order to do it legally, we must appoint more of our patriotic judges. Once done, I’ll tell you more of Our Plan.
Some of the biggest rappers sold dope and crack to their poor neighbors in America’s hoods, and found much more, in legal money, via rap and entertainment. Where’s the prejudice against that? Seems like, if ya really want it, you might get it, in this wild-ass country, where others want to convince us that racism has trapped us all. That’s why under my term, we completely solved all racism in America with the act of being successful. The only reparation that will be made by my administration will be for the Irish immigrants’ ancestors, whose families gave their last full measure of devotion in the Civil War. Words I wrote to eloquently praise our American war heroes. Like the Japanese in WWII, we view POWs as cowards, who waited out a conflict in luxury prisons while their fellow soldiers died in the fields. Shameful.
The most extreme Republicans do performance art, while Steve Bannon deconstructs, not language nor, works of art, but society and politics itself. Tell the lie, repeat the lie, disrupt, and, and, they will eventually believe. Rely on a base of fans and suckers, who, have, now, all come out. The delusional thirty percenters, as whacked-out, as they are, is enough, to do the trick for The Leader, in a multi-divided, identity-based era, thirty per cent is enough, as long as we polarize, make them react, over and over, until they wither and die, once and for all, and purify American blood.
I’ve already given a little too much away, because we are more than confident. We are right, we are unstoppable, too big to rig, too right not to fight.
This being America, it’s all only to one day be greater again, and, probably, not make sense again, and, by that time, AI will have created the most “real” fake people and the most “truthful” misinformation…
I suppose that every country has their peculiarities that only that country possesses. Certainly Russia has some very peculiar mannerisms, such as, throwing 6 ton rockets with explosive payloads into the homes of innocent people in a country such as Ukraine, and allying with China, North Korea and Iran. Our country has its unique endemic features, especially with the act of showing, expressing. Mixing in tons of entertainment and commentary, true or not. That’s entertainment.
Written three years before the 2024 election, when subjects like the takeover “one way or the other.” of Canada, could only be a wild exaggeration to sarcastically highlight the Leader’s quirks, and, now (2025), is one of the daily, you-can’t-write-sarcasm-any-better-than-this momnents.