MAGA MAN FOR RENT

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At Made in Bodega on E. 141st St. in Mott Haven, Tuna, the owner, has a side gig renting out the Maga Patriot Man for events. Maga Man will stand stock still for two hours. The charge is $2000. Maga Man, will also mingle with your crowd at your event. The charge is $5000.

Color doesn’t matter. Any party will be a hit and talked about for years to come with Maga Man. When folks approach him, thinking he’s a mannequin, at the right time, he will say things, like “They’re eating the dogs,” And the guests jump, realizing this an actual white Maga Patriot.

Other lines include, “I alone can fix this.” and “The election in 2020 was rigged by Joe Biden and the communists.”